1980s Culture Pillows

Pasta of the Eighties

'80's Cow

"Unfortunately, father never quite got over being asked to reform the band for Live Aid in the '80s."

"1972: Kim and Doug invited us to their key party... Sounds groovy! 2017: We just got an evite from Kim and Doug to join them on an ayahuasca retreat in Peru... Tommy starts hockey and my father is about to die—no way."

'Mr. Simmons, we've been asked by the entire world to make you wear these.'

"It's me. I was going through a 'Bon Jovi Phase.'"

1870's disco

"Don't go all retro on me - we're supposed to keep moving forwards."

'Romeo and Julient 1990's, hi,Dean...yo,Sharon'

"It's that scratch music."

Ebenezer Scrooge is visited by the Ghost of Christmas 1985.

Sting - Ray - Sting - Ray - Bananarama

"Should they start doing those 80's beach vacation posters yet?"

"That bluish layer there is an accumulation of denim jackets from the Eightiezoic Era."

Waiting for Godot, Summer of '96; They Do Not Move.

"When we implant your pacemaker, we can, for a modest additional fee, also implant your beeper."

'This is my original eighties designer stubble.'

"IF you want to get a girl's attention, ask if she likes to dance! Do the hustle!"

Mr Potato head loses a body part

Another Programme Dissecting the 80's

'The eighties are in fashion.'

Laundry in the 80's.

'Those shell suits are just sooo 1980's!' - hermit crab in crab meat tin criticises one in a shell

Hippie in an office with an inbox and a 'Far Out, Man' box on his desk.

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