80s Fashion Pillows

"It's that scratch music."

'Mr. Simmons, we've been asked by the entire world to make you wear these.'

"It's me. I was going through a 'Bon Jovi Phase.'"

"Don't go all retro on me - we're supposed to keep moving forwards."

"They're from the new Gangsta line of sleepwear."

Pasta of the Eighties

Two cats, cica 1987

"That bluish layer there is an accumulation of denim jackets from the Eightiezoic Era."

Sting - Ray - Sting - Ray - Bananarama

"When we implant your pacemaker, we can, for a modest additional fee, also implant your beeper."

"Should they start doing those 80's beach vacation posters yet?"

'80's Cow

A sign out front of the center for disease control reads:' Boogie fever is back!!'

Wordilly Durdillies - Saturday night beaver

'This is my original eighties designer stubble.'

Mysteries of Fashion No, 8 - The 90's

Laundry in the 80's.

'Those shell suits are just sooo 1980's!' - hermit crab in crab meat tin criticises one in a shell

'The eighties are in fashion.'

Another Programme Dissecting the 80's

It's a great idea Movember, but it never would have worked in the 80s.

Special! Thrill to Last Season's Pro Football!

"How many times do I have to tell you, mister? We don't carry 3-D comics anymore."

"Aargh! That�s an eighties earring!"