1980s Pillows

"Should they start doing those 80's beach vacation posters yet?"

'The eighties are in fashion.'

'Mr. Simmons, we've been asked by the entire world to make you wear these.'

Another Programme Dissecting the 80's

"I'm trying to lure in Generation X-ers. They're the new sandwich generation. They're sandwiched between caring for their kids and caring for their parents. So they drink lots and lots of coffee."

"Shouldn't you boys be out fighting crime somewhere?" "Yeah, yeah, whatever." "I could use another beer while you're up." "I ain't goin' on no airplane!" "Anyone pay the cable bill?" The A-Hole Team

Skater dude.

"It's me. I was going through a 'Bon Jovi Phase.'"

"Don't go all retro on me - we're supposed to keep moving forwards."

"The board wants me to retire. They offered me a golden parachute pants deal."

"Today the American public at long last O.D.'d on Pee-wee Herman, briefly settled its attention on Bruce Willis, then finally decided to embrace an all-new, revitalized, state-of-the-art Richard Nixon."

"It's that scratch music."

Pasta of the Eighties

"When we implant your pacemaker, we can, for a modest additional fee, also implant your beeper."

Sting - Ray - Sting - Ray - Bananarama

80's Teen

'80's Cow

Ebenezer Scrooge is visited by the Ghost of Christmas 1985.

'Those shell suits are just sooo 1980's!' - hermit crab in crab meat tin criticises one in a shell

'This is my original eighties designer stubble.'

Mr Potato head loses a body part

"We should do something crazy...like growing our hair long like rock stars from the old days!"

Laundry in the 80's.

Special! Thrill to Last Season's Pro Football!

The Dukakis Surge Finally reaches Tahiti

"The rhythm is gonna get you."