Childlike Heart Gifts

Hope you know how to stand on your head...we're having upside-down cake for dessert!

"And the last little piggy cried, 'Oui, oui, oui' all the way home."

Remote control pirate bully

The Zoo.

The experienced backpacker.

'Sire, your new fortress was fine for your nephew's fifth, but I fear it is set for a sterner test.'

Sounds that various toys make when they are vacuumed up.

When a toddler hands you their ringing toy phone, you answer it!

'Me, I don't spend my pocket money: I hoard it...'

"Hey Pete, why do you think they call it a 'Supermoon?'"

Children's artwork exhibition.

Surf Casting

'It didn't hurt at all. You gave it to my teddy bear.'

Baby Einstein. Baby Frankenstein.

'No. The television screen hasn't gone red - You've got tomato ketchup all over your glasses!'

Today's Special: Rabbit Stew

Teddy bear with a red balloon.

'Come on, I dare you: I say you can't drink a whole dew drop...'

'Awesome mummy costume!' 'I'm a pirate! Some kids just TPed me...'

'You were great at 'Daniel in the Lion's Den!' -- I'd sure like to hear you do 'The Three Little Pigs' sometime!'

'But, Mom. Think of all the leftovers he can thankfully eliminate.'

"Where the hell's my Slinky?"

'It's okay, there's a trampoline under the snow.'

'Rigt, now he's going through the spin cycle.'

Sigh … They grow up so fast, don't they?

You know, the snowballs we get in the summer are better. They're flavored!

Tiger Costume

Didgeridoo

"It's hard being a grownup, too – did you know we have absolutely zero limits on treats?"

"Oooh, I know what I want to be when I grow up: Retired!"

'I don't do so much of the you-can't catch-me-I'm-the -gingerbread-man material these days...'

Roger Buffle Jr. supplies his father with yet another computer password.

Jack in the box on strike.

'Let's play doctor. You can be my malpractice lawyer.'

'Being in love with you makes me feel young again, Doris. Will you wait while I go play on the swings?'