Child At Heart Pillows

Look! I'm doing it! I'm doing Jazz!

Doctor with Teddy - "Take this. It will help you sleep."

'Cash only?! What is this, the dark ages?!'

Roger Buffle Jr. supplies his father with yet another computer password.

'How do you send text messages?'

'Watch out for him - he bites.'

'To sped up our sandbox compliance issues I've called in a couple of sandbox experts.'

'Sharing is saying you're my friend, without having to say 'you're my friend'.'

'Money from the tooth fairy may seem like a sure bet, but it's not a good long term investment strategy.'

'Looks like Joanie lost another turtle.'

"Let's do snack."

Ice Cold Lemonade - Going out of business sale!

The School Nativity.

Teacher to jungle kid: 'Use your inside voice, Tarzan.'

Long jumper in mid air realizing there is a kid burying his dad in the sandtrap like at beach.

'Don't try to kid me - that whole Rudolph thing is just a publicity stunt, isn't it?'

Sounds that various toys make when they are vacuumed up.

The experienced backpacker.

'Awesome mummy costume!' 'I'm a pirate! Some kids just TPed me...'

Jack in the box on strike.

'You want the long, skinny rug in the hallway or a scarf?! What on earth are you talking about?'

"Why didn't the Fairy Godmother use her cell phone to remind Cinderella it's getting late?"

Play-Doh vs Work Doh

Stop the war.

Early on, Billy learned the value of a good slide presentation.

'No dear, that's only a fairytale. You'll probably grow up to be an ugly duck like your father.'

'Okay who swiped my bath toys?'

Private view of refrigerator art by child.

'Sorry, they don't eat homework.'

Exotic Petting Zoo and A Dog.

'This call may be monitored for quality assurance.'

'Don't look so worried I'm only taking you for a walk in the park!'

A rocket to the Moon

God Aged Six - At Show and Tell

"...and please bless and keep safe Mommy and Daddy and Stevey and Spotty and our United States Postal Service."