Young At Heart Pillows

'I have to be honest with you. I've been taking anit-aging nutrients for years. I'm 93 years old.'

"When you said you were getting a mobility scooter, Dad, this isn't what I had in mind."

Getting older isn't the same as growing up.

Sandboxes

Swings

"Young people frequently feel elated, son. This is perfectly healthy as long as they keep in mind that there isn't any valid reason for it."

Car with 'Baby on Board' sticker. Son in back says - 'But Mum, Dad, I'm 17...'

'He loves me...he loves me not...he loves me...hey, this flower is missing a petal!'

"You have a crush on that girl down the street, don't you?"

"What did I learn when my dad took me to work for a day? I learned I never want to grow up."

"Sorry Sir, no hoodies."

"No, cruel nature, WHY?"

'The position calls for a mature person with young ideas.'

Lots of people would consider me young...if they were alive today.

'Do you hear music'

'Do you do wedding receptions?'

'What do you mean, 'act my age'?... If I did that I'd be dead!'

"Well Sir, I can clean your den and remove all the bones: It's a win-win proposition!"

As a kid watches a baseball game a ball bursts through the TV at his face.

Instead of middle age, I call it "Youth, the Sequel"!

'It's just a valentine. It doesn't mean you're engaged.'

Tony Hawk's Retirement Centre.

"Let's look for spots and then talk about what we would've done on 'em 10 years ago."

'George is a bit of a kidult, really>'

"You wake up one morning and you're old. Just deal with it."

'Being in love with you makes me feel young again, Doris. Will you wait while I go play on the swings?'

"My strength is the strength of ten because I'm fourteen."

"I used to be old, too, but it wasn't my cup of tea."

"He Loves me... He loves me not... He loves me... Hey, this flower is missing a Petal!"

The Dawn of Retirement

"That looks like fun."

Dad in Denial

For a minimalist, it's not uncommon for a mid-life crisis to be mistaken for Peter Pan Syndrome...

"Since you said I can't marry you, Mom, this Cindy. . . my second choice."

A boy holding a balloon shaped like a '6'