Young At Mind Pillows

Multi-Generational Books

'I've chosen you for fresh, new ideas.'

'Being in love with you makes me feel young again, Doris. Will you wait while I go play on the swings?'

'All dogs have 4 legs. Tabby has 4 legs. But I'm just a kid, so I don't have to think logically.'

'You're so nice and friendly that I've got nothing to moan about. That's a bit of cheek!'

"Aren't you young to be worrying about college?"

"When Rapunzel let down her hair, did she look ten years younger."

Pat My Dog $5

Active pensioner.

"You're going to require a hip hop replacement."

"I used to be old, too, but it wasn't my cup of tea."

"My inner child just turned sixty-five."

'Mom, am I store-bought or homemade?'

'He loves me...he loves me not...he loves me...hey, this flower is missing a petal!'

'What do you mean, 'act my age'?... If I did that I'd be dead!'

"Tomorrow, we'll take on the tobacco industry."

"Sorry Sir, no hoodies."

'The position calls for a mature person with young ideas.'

Lots of people would consider me young...if they were alive today.

Three-Quarters Life Crisis

"Let's look for spots and then talk about what we would've done on 'em 10 years ago."

"Hey I know, let's play bored kids hanging around after school."

"Last one to the top's a geriatric."

'If the key to effective classroom management is consistency, I guess I'm an effective classroom manager, I am consistently exhausted at the end of the day.'

"By the time we go in, I'll be too old for a pediatrician."

'You're too young...to have good 'ol days.'

'My problems seem small to you because you're so darn BIG'

'Prove it.'

'Has this wall got spellcheck?' 'Dunno...ask it.'

Mt. Moriah Church Senior Citizens

'Is it just me, or does this water feel unnaturally warm?'

'Second childhood, eh?'

'My job is to challenge young minds. Please try to cooperate, so that I don't lose mine.'