Young At Mind Pillows

What's wrong, little buddy? Some stupid kid called me "old." I'm young! I've been young all my life! I'm good at it. I know all about being young. I've been young since way before he was even born. He's just jealous that I'm more experienced at it than he is. Might be time for us to have a little talk.

Multi-Generational Books

'I've chosen you for fresh, new ideas.'

'Being in love with you makes me feel young again, Doris. Will you wait while I go play on the swings?'

'All dogs have 4 legs. Tabby has 4 legs. But I'm just a kid, so I don't have to think logically.'

'You're so nice and friendly that I've got nothing to moan about. That's a bit of cheek!'

"When Rapunzel let down her hair, did she look ten years younger."

Active pensioner.

"You're going to require a hip hop replacement."

Pat My Dog $5

"I used to be old, too, but it wasn't my cup of tea."

"Aren't you young to be worrying about college?"

"My inner child just turned sixty-five."

'Mom, am I store-bought or homemade?'

'He loves me...he loves me not...he loves me...hey, this flower is missing a petal!'

'The position calls for a mature person with young ideas.'

Lots of people would consider me young...if they were alive today.

"Tomorrow, we'll take on the tobacco industry."

'What do you mean, 'act my age'?... If I did that I'd be dead!'

"Sorry Sir, no hoodies."

Three-Quarters Life Crisis

'Dad, what were you like when you weren't a kid?'

"Hey I know, let's play bored kids hanging around after school."

"Let's look for spots and then talk about what we would've done on 'em 10 years ago."

"Last one to the top's a geriatric."

'If the key to effective classroom management is consistency, I guess I'm an effective classroom manager, I am consistently exhausted at the end of the day.'

'My problems seem small to you because you're so darn BIG'

"By the time we go in, I'll be too old for a pediatrician."

'You're too young...to have good 'ol days.'

'Prove it.'

'Wow! You really do look just like your baby pictures.'

'Has this wall got spellcheck?' 'Dunno...ask it.'

Mt. Moriah Church Senior Citizens

'Is it just me, or does this water feel unnaturally warm?'

'Second childhood, eh?'