Young Mind Nurturer Pillows

'My job is to challenge young minds. Please try to cooperate, so that I don't lose mine.'

The Jeopardy of Progress

What are you giving Mother Earth this year?

'What motivated you to become a environmentalist?'

North Pole

Allotment

'I want to make a positive environmental statement - What do you suggest I order?'

"Cheery little flowers, saying good night, saying good morning!"

'I used to do that, but it just grows again.'

"Now our contestant will try to guess which of you is the very last individual of your species."

How can he sleep so comfortably knowing that pillow will someday be clogging a land fill...

Garden Shop - Top Soil, Bottom Soil (manure)

Bird Torture.

An old man growing berries

Just Stop Boil

Insect extinction

"Bob! Your manure's here!"

'That plant food really works!'

Nature Lovers

'Now I am become life, creator of worlds."

Population rocket

'I'll just put them here until the danger of frost passes - probably next April'

"You must have a green thumb."

Man transplants plant in his garden.

Wembley Concert - Stop Global Warming

Earth Mother

'It took years of therapy before I became the Bluebird of Happiness.'

Flower growing on a compost heap.

Breastfeeding: Good Design Council

Regardless children just want to fit in.

"Weeds are like kids. They grow up so fast."

'To think we used to complain about a little flotsam and jetsam.'

Urban cops protecting a flower growing in the city.