Knowledge Nurturer Pillows

"How can I help my students become financially literate, when they're not even literate?"

"Every year. First day of school. Back to square one."

The Jeopardy of Progress

What are you giving Mother Earth this year?

'What motivated you to become a environmentalist?'

North Pole

Don't forget the hosepipe ban!

'I want to make a positive environmental statement - What do you suggest I order?'

Allotment

"Cheery little flowers, saying good night, saying good morning!"

Gardener

'I used to do that, but it just grows again.'

Don't mind us. We're just trying to eat more locally grown food.

How can he sleep so comfortably knowing that pillow will someday be clogging a land fill...

"Now our contestant will try to guess which of you is the very last individual of your species."

Garden Shop - Top Soil, Bottom Soil (manure)

Organic Produce: No Pesticides, Herbicides or Bad Vibes.

Just Stop Boil

An old man growing berries

Bird Torture.

Insect extinction

"Bob! Your manure's here!"

The Music Seed

'That plant food really works!'

'Don finally figured out a way to keep the squirrels from getting at the bird feeder.'

'Now I am become life, creator of worlds."

"Life is very fragile so we should handle it with 'prayer'."

F&E Nursery. I've heard that plants have intelligence. Give me your smartest plant. A cactus is the sharpest plant around!

Population rocket

'You think it's easy, being married to a man who thinks of nothing but his work?'

Nature Lovers

'I'll just put them here until the danger of frost passes - probably next April'

Man transplants plant in his garden.

"You must have a green thumb."

Earth Mother