Dream Nurturer Pillows

"I don't have the heart to tell him what's going on with today's art market."

Astronaut Dream

The Jeopardy of Progress

What are you giving Mother Earth this year?

'What motivated you to become a environmentalist?'

A midwife holding a baby

North Pole

'You call it a bra. I call it excess packaging.'

Allotment

'I want to make a positive environmental statement - What do you suggest I order?'

"Cheery little flowers, saying good night, saying good morning!"

'I used to do that, but it just grows again.'

"Now our contestant will try to guess which of you is the very last individual of your species."

How can he sleep so comfortably knowing that pillow will someday be clogging a land fill...

Garden Shop - Top Soil, Bottom Soil (manure)

Organic Produce: No Pesticides, Herbicides or Bad Vibes.

Just Stop Boil

An old man growing berries

Bird Torture.

Insect extinction

"Bob! Your manure's here!"

'That plant food really works!'

Nature Lovers

Population rocket

'Now I am become life, creator of worlds."

'I'll just put them here until the danger of frost passes - probably next April'

"You must have a green thumb."

Man transplants plant in his garden.

Wembley Concert - Stop Global Warming

Earth Mother

'It took years of therapy before I became the Bluebird of Happiness.'

Flower growing on a compost heap.

Breastfeeding: Good Design Council

'To think we used to complain about a little flotsam and jetsam.'