Dream Nurturer Gifts

"I don't have the heart to tell him what's going on with today's art market."

Astronaut Dream

The Jeopardy of Progress

What are you giving Mother Earth this year?

'What motivated you to become a environmentalist?'

North Pole

A midwife holding a baby

'You call it a bra. I call it excess packaging.'

'I want to make a positive environmental statement - What do you suggest I order?'

"Cheery little flowers, saying good night, saying good morning!"

Allotment

'I used to do that, but it just grows again.'

"Now our contestant will try to guess which of you is the very last individual of your species."

How can he sleep so comfortably knowing that pillow will someday be clogging a land fill...

Garden Shop - Top Soil, Bottom Soil (manure)

Organic Produce: No Pesticides, Herbicides or Bad Vibes.

Bird Torture.

Just Stop Boil

An old man growing berries

Insect extinction

"Bob! Your manure's here!"

'That plant food really works!'

Nature Lovers

F&E Nursery. I've heard that plants have intelligence. Give me your smartest plant. A cactus is the sharpest plant around!

Population rocket

'Don finally figured out a way to keep the squirrels from getting at the bird feeder.'

'Now I am become life, creator of worlds."

'I'll just put them here until the danger of frost passes - probably next April'

Man transplants plant in his garden.

"You must have a green thumb."

Earth Mother

Wembley Concert - Stop Global Warming

'It took years of therapy before I became the Bluebird of Happiness.'

Flower growing on a compost heap.

"Well, of course it's plastic!"