Nature Nurturer Gifts

Rain, Sunshine and the Tree

"It's a pity those awful people were right about the environment."

'We're hoping it's a perennial.'

Farmer hoping to reap a decent profit.

'That plant food really works!'

Ed discovers that building his greenhoue outside the leftfield wall was a huge mistake!

Annuals - Perennials - Eternals

Garden Shop - Top Soil, Bottom Soil (manure)

'I'll just put them here until the danger of frost passes - probably next April'

'I'm struggling with Empty Pouch Syndrome.'

Evolved of the Gardener

Flower growing on a compost heap.

Six months later they would be sharing the Nobel Prize, but for now all they could do was stare in amazement at what they had discovered...two incredibly well preserved specimens from the styrofoam age.'

It appears to be some sort of reaction to your herbal pain medication.

'It's only now that we've chopped down all the trees that we can see the damage we've done.'

'I wonder if everyone else is making as much effort as us to reduce global warming.'

Watering Weeds.

"Wait. We're the pests?"

Hippy fighting off medicine.

Essential Oils/Forbidden Fruit.

"The euonymus likes partial shade and does equally well under Republican and Democratic Administrations."

Garden Shop: Growin' and Rarin' to Grow

'Who needs pesticides? Most of the insects around here die of obesity.'

"I don't think reusable straws are going to be enough."

Two men driving truck that says, 'Tree surgeons without borders'.

'I'm taking you off the herbal tea.'

'I used to do that, but it just grows again.'

'It's ok to talk to your plants, just don't get too friendly.'

'There we are - what bird could resist a restaurant on its doorstep.'

'What motivated you to become a environmentalist?'

"Are you here for you annual or your perennial?"

"....We take the slugs into the countryside and release them."

"You must have a green thumb."

'Hello, is that Gardeners' Question Time?'

"He's in charge of mowing... I mainly fertilize."