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Rain, Sunshine and the Tree

"It's a pity those awful people were right about the environment."

'We're hoping it's a perennial.'

Farmer hoping to reap a decent profit.

'That plant food really works!'

Annuals - Perennials - Eternals

Ed discovers that building his greenhoue outside the leftfield wall was a huge mistake!

Garden Shop - Top Soil, Bottom Soil (manure)

'I'll just put them here until the danger of frost passes - probably next April'

'I'm struggling with Empty Pouch Syndrome.'

Evolved of the Gardener

Six months later they would be sharing the Nobel Prize, but for now all they could do was stare in amazement at what they had discovered...two incredibly well preserved specimens from the styrofoam age.'

It appears to be some sort of reaction to your herbal pain medication.

'It's only now that we've chopped down all the trees that we can see the damage we've done.'

Flower growing on a compost heap.

"The euonymus likes partial shade and does equally well under Republican and Democratic Administrations."

"I don't think reusable straws are going to be enough."

Hippy fighting off medicine.

"Wait. We're the pests?"

Watering Weeds.

'I wonder if everyone else is making as much effort as us to reduce global warming.'

Garden Shop: Growin' and Rarin' to Grow

Essential Oils/Forbidden Fruit.

'Who needs pesticides? Most of the insects around here die of obesity.'

"Starting these labour-saving devices is exhausting!"

'It's ok to talk to your plants, just don't get too friendly.'

"Are you here for you annual or your perennial?"

"I saw you got a new garden hose."

Seed packet reads: EASY GROW JAPANESE KNOTWEED

Man transplants plant in his garden.

Green politics and environmentalism.

Baldo considers squishing a caterpillar and then changes his mind."

"How bad is it doc?"

"....We take the slugs into the countryside and release them."

"I've found the lawnmower!"