Nature's Nurturer T-Shirts

'Two thousand seedlings - and I can't bring myself to throw any of them out.'

'Stephen's down on the allotment, gathering in nature's bounty.'

Garden seeds - giant varieties

"And that's just the tip of the iceberg."

Mad about Roses!

The Jeopardy of Progress

What are you giving Mother Earth this year?

'What motivated you to become a environmentalist?'

North Pole

Bird feeding chick that is nesting in a knight's helmet

'I want to make a positive environmental statement - What do you suggest I order?'

Gardener

Don't forget the hosepipe ban!

"Cheery little flowers, saying good night, saying good morning!"

Allotment

'I used to do that, but it just grows again.'

Don't mind us. We're just trying to eat more locally grown food.

How can he sleep so comfortably knowing that pillow will someday be clogging a land fill...

"Now our contestant will try to guess which of you is the very last individual of your species."

Garden Shop - Top Soil, Bottom Soil (manure)

Organic Produce: No Pesticides, Herbicides or Bad Vibes.

Just Stop Boil

Bird Torture.

Sale! Weed Whackers

An old man growing berries

Insect extinction

Woman in hospital has i.v. attached to plant.

"Bob! Your manure's here!"

The Music Seed

'That plant food really works!'

'Don finally figured out a way to keep the squirrels from getting at the bird feeder.'

Mother's Love

Population rocket

"Life is very fragile so we should handle it with 'prayer'."

F&E Nursery. I've heard that plants have intelligence. Give me your smartest plant. A cactus is the sharpest plant around!