Nature Nurture T-Shirts

"I'm beginning to think I need a three-million-year sabbatical from humankind to recover my health."

Green Shoots

'Dad has lamb's-quarter, pigweed, sheep sorrel, chickweed and buckhorn, and we can't even have a dog.'

Clean the World.

The Jeopardy of Progress

What are you giving Mother Earth this year?

'What motivated you to become a environmentalist?'

Bird feeding chick that is nesting in a knight's helmet

'Don't worry. It's never too hot or never too cold.'

North Pole

Gardener

"Cheery little flowers, saying good night, saying good morning!"

Allotment

'I want to make a positive environmental statement - What do you suggest I order?'

Don't forget the hosepipe ban!

'I used to do that, but it just grows again.'

How can he sleep so comfortably knowing that pillow will someday be clogging a land fill...

"Now our contestant will try to guess which of you is the very last individual of your species."

Garden Shop - Top Soil, Bottom Soil (manure)

Organic Produce: No Pesticides, Herbicides or Bad Vibes.

Just Stop Boil

An old man growing berries

Bird Torture.

Insect extinction

"It says here that people can't live without soil. I knew it!"

Mad about Roses!

The Music Seed

"Bob! Your manure's here!"

"I'm sorry- I can barely hear you with this goddam ocean behind me."

'That plant food really works!'

'So this is goodbye then!'

'New Age Dog Park' Dogs commune with Nature.

Population rocket

'Now I am become life, creator of worlds."

"Life is very fragile so we should handle it with 'prayer'."