Nature's Caretaker T-Shirts

'It says right here on the package, Ed, 'avoid any direct contact with skin'!'

"Let's go, this is definitely a manicured lawn: we won't find clover or dandelions here..."

"I can't go on. All the weeding, mowing, digging, pesticides, and gopher holes really hurts you know. It's just not worth it anymore."

"What beautiful roses, whats you secret?"

"Fish needs a bigger bowl."

Fish that snore, and the tragic lives of those who care.

Sale! Weed Whackers

"Say Bernie, how come this little guy's been following you around all week?"

Mad about Roses!

'Have you done something to your air? You look different?'

"Relax. They're just crows."

The Earth studying our cities with much interest

"All good Lucy, I've cleared the beach: you can safely go and lay your eggs now..."

Garden seeds - giant varieties

'I see the rain forest has been downgraded to the 'scattered showers' forest.'

Before Climate Change/After Climate Change

Grass huggers.

Child walking with balloon which represents global warming.

The Destruction of the Environment

EARTH DAY. Whatever.

A bird is strangled by plastic carrier bag, which bears the slogan: Dispose of with care.

Hottest temperatures on record.

"The future of resilience is diversity, not monoculture. And I'm not JUST referring to vegetation."

"Give me all the books you have on Global warming!"

"Of course, when we landscape the place, we'll get rid of that old washing machine and replace it with one that's indigenous to these parts."

Worm Appreciation Society!

The Threat to the Environment

'I can't help thinking you need a little more focus....'

Climb to the moon on a tower of waste.

Hourglass earth - time running out

Pardon our dust as we continue to remodel every square inch of planet Earth!

Look at all the pretty flowers....Neonicotinoids.

'You're right, I am not a native: My ancestors came to this country with the Conquistadors...'

'To be honest, I don't think the garden does need it anymore.'