Nature's Caretaker T-Shirts

'It says right here on the package, Ed, 'avoid any direct contact with skin'!'

"Let's go, this is definitely a manicured lawn: we won't find clover or dandelions here..."

"I can't go on. All the weeding, mowing, digging, pesticides, and gopher holes really hurts you know. It's just not worth it anymore."

"What beautiful roses, whats you secret?"

"Fish needs a bigger bowl."

Fish that snore, and the tragic lives of those who care.

"Say Bernie, how come this little guy's been following you around all week?"

Sale! Weed Whackers

Mad about Roses!

'Have you done something to your air? You look different?'

"Relax. They're just crows."

"All good Lucy, I've cleared the beach: you can safely go and lay your eggs now..."

The Earth studying our cities with much interest

Garden seeds - giant varieties

'I see the rain forest has been downgraded to the 'scattered showers' forest.'

Child walking with balloon which represents global warming.

The Destruction of the Environment

Before Climate Change/After Climate Change

Grass huggers.

"Upper right seven buccal filling.. Upper left.. "

EARTH DAY. Whatever.

A bird is strangled by plastic carrier bag, which bears the slogan: Dispose of with care.

Better Do SomethingAbout Climate Change

"The future of resilience is diversity, not monoculture. And I'm not JUST referring to vegetation."

Climb to the moon on a tower of waste.

Sorry but It Really Is Too Late to Save the World

"Of course, when we landscape the place, we'll get rid of that old washing machine and replace it with one that's indigenous to these parts."

"In the near future climate change will cause huge disasters!. . . And if nature dares to disappoint me, I'll throw the packaging of my vegan burger into the bushes!"

The Threat to the Environment

"Give me all the books you have on Global warming!"

A Tree Fights Back

Hottest temperatures on record.

Worm Appreciation Society!

Hourglass earth - time running out

'I can't help thinking you need a little more focus....'