Earth Caretaker T-Shirts

"That is so adorable. The tree is hugging you back!"

Pardon our dust as we continue to remodel every square inch of planet Earth!

Child walking with balloon which represents global warming.

"Now do you believe in global warming?"

Slanging Matches

FRIENDS OF THE EARTH. 'Hiya, pal!'

The state of dread induced by the threat of nuclear war during the Cold War

The Weeping Earth Flower

"Fish needs a bigger bowl."

Deforestation.

THE PIED PIPER OF GRAMERCY PARK

Nature versus commerce.

"Stop the throw-away mentality! Save resources! A New Year every 750 days is quite enough!"

Don't forget the hosepipe ban!

"I'm afraid our drinking water isn't pure."

Fish that snore, and the tragic lives of those who care.

Sale! Weed Whackers

Insect extinction

Indigenous knowledge vs. climate projections and weather forecasts.

"I had to skip my workout."

'We're a protected species and an endangered speices, but when I see a person, I don't know if he's protecting us or endangering us.'

Man transplants plant in his garden.

'It says right here on the package, Ed, 'avoid any direct contact with skin'!'

"If you're sure your son doesn't mind living in a cage and eating pet food then who am I to say no?"

Satellite Discovers Sell-by-Date on Planet Earth

"Uh-oh - climate change."

'No need to yell son, I may be deaf, but I can still read.'

Climate Change -- You are here.

Save Mars

Lazy plumber.

"Someday, son, all this will be yours. It'll be under water, but still ..."

Mother Earth

"If you need anything in the building, just call the super. This is the only known photo of him."

Cleaner playing pool with brush.

A large bird house with many compartments; one is labeled "Sup't.".