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Space Cleaner

This isn't just a simple infection -- you've got a whole ecology!

'Don't get spacey on me.'

THE PIED PIPER OF GRAMERCY PARK

"I had to skip my workout."

'New Age Dog Park' Dogs commune with Nature.

Father

Boy whistling at crackers.

'No need to yell son, I may be deaf, but I can still read.'

"If you're sure your son doesn't mind living in a cage and eating pet food then who am I to say no?"

Lazy plumber.

"If you need anything in the building, just call the super. This is the only known photo of him."

A large bird house with many compartments; one is labeled "Sup't.".

One tends to the sick. The other manages a large estate. Interestingly, a caregiver and a caretaker are not on opposite sides of an interaction.

Dog with a neckerchief feeds dogs in matching nappies.

Child walking with balloon which represents global warming.

Cleaner playing pool with brush.

Whale-to-whale resuscitation

"Any improvement since I brought the balloon?"

"Oh, Irwin, I wish to god you'd get rid of that thing!"

'My Dad will like you. He's the care-taker at the monkey house in the zoo.'

"I'm afraid the diagnosis isn't good."

Cleaner with nameplate next to Consultant Surgeon's desk.

'Mr. Franklin. What did I tell you about wheelies in the hallway?'

Humane Mouse Trap "It doesn't kill them,. It just makes them feel really guilty about inconveniencing you."

"All brooms are useless. . .!!"

"We're baitfish - we'll always be endangered."

Nethead strip: Cyperpet off his food

Worm Appreciation Society!

Pardon our dust as we continue to remodel every square inch of planet Earth!

'Take care'.

The state of dread induced by the threat of nuclear war during the Cold War

"And this is where he'll be during the day - we call it The Men's Downhill."

Cat gardener/cleaner about to step on rake

A family goes on holiday while a group of strangers inhabits their home.