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Father

"I belonged to the Audubon Society."

'Do we have any oldies but goodies that you would care to hear?'

'Melvin, you're trying my patience.'

"I'm afraid the diagnosis isn't good."

Jenga!!!

"We're pretty sure it was the dissolving stitches."

This isn't just a simple infection -- you've got a whole ecology!

Yummy Mummy

A breastfeeding child learns music

Brushing cobwebs off the moon

An Angel getting his dog to jump through his Halo using it like a Hoop

"He's complaining of chest pain, shortness of breath, cramps and dizziness. Do you sell earplugs?"

'I told you I refuse to be born today. I don't want to be Aries.'

"You had me at sextile moon."

The "Empty" Nest maxim and misnomer

'The pandemic is here!!!'

"I'm here to turn myself in."

"We are currently experiencing a high volume of calls but your prayer is important to us so please stay on the line and one of our ....."

'Oh, I see. So, you thought you'd come and pass your nasty germs on to me?!'

"Assigned to cloud nine! I haven't been there since I caught that twelve pound bass!"

"Really looks like they could use a miracle about now sir!"

"Sometimes I wish I hadn't cut corners to it it in under seven."

'Don't get spacey on me.'

Nurse draws on patient's cast

Cactus Mime

"I have the whole universe to look after, so I'm putting you in charge of this planet."

Global warming

Earth Bottle.

Space Cleaner

"Purell hand sanitizer."