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"Sometimes I wish I hadn't cut corners to it it in under seven."

Father

'Of course the Johnsons got the big cloud.'

Religious Maintenance: 24 Hr Callout.

'Melvin, you're trying my patience.'

Crisis.

"Don't worry, Jules. It'll come up on your side of the house in just 12 hours."

Voyeurs guide to the Cosmos (stars in the shape of a sexy woman).

First space criminal investigation

Atlas juggling with the moon.

'I think I finally spotted a star between the spy satellites.'

Brushing cobwebs off the moon

Asteroid Trajectory Assessment.

Astronomical observations.

Man covering one eye looking at the moon.

Fortunes. . .$20, Impressions. . .$10, Clenches. . . $5, Wild Guess. . . $2.

Bowl-A-Rama

'They say you can see the great wallet of China from space!'

"Being transferred to days isn't a promotion for an astronomer, you idiot!"

Mercury rising.

"You don't gasp at my miracles anymore."

"I said I'm an astronomer, not an astrologist!"

Actually, I was looking for a tax haven.

'Oh, for Pete's sake! Will you tell Milligan that it's HIS turn to clean the bird doo off of the telescope lens?!'

Gossip Of The Stars.

He likes to pretend to look at the stars when he was really looking in the neighbors' window.

When suddenly the clouds parted and down came Jeez, a God appalled by how his name is used in vain.

'It's a tweet from heaven. They say if we don't stop watching them, they're going to tell God.'

Moon Dump

Sign on the Pearly Gates reads: 'Now hiring.' Man says, 'We're in luck!'

"Say - it's over a month since we last told the press we've observed a strange object we've never seen before."

"You should really clean up your desktop."

OMG

"After unfolding the telescope in space, we found your phone."

'Move it along folks, nothin' to see here but a dead hunchback, surrounded by a strange celestial light, and a host of whispering insects.'