Celestial Overseers T-Shirts

'Melvin, you're trying my patience.'

"We can see through the troposphere, stratosphere, mesosphere and into all those distant stars up there in outer space... truly remarkable, huh, girl?"

The Solar System (after deregulation)

"I never dreamed we'd migrate."

"What the... mine are lunar eclipse glasses!"

Sally and Joe's relationship really worked. . . they each had the space to do their own thing.

"Something goes around something, but that's as far as I've got."

Father

'I wish I was creative'

'Of course the Johnsons got the big cloud.'

"Lighten up! Your charts aren't that bad."

Crisis.

"I've got dominion, I've got dominion..."

God Plays Baseball with the Earth

"Did no one tell you that at this time of year everybody flies south?"

Royalty, Episcopacy, and Law.

"Don't worry, Jules. It'll come up on your side of the house in just 12 hours."

'It's nothing personal, Donald; I just need more space.'

Oregon Eclipse Watching, August 21, 2017

'Beat it'

Johannes Kepler

'To err is human, but to forgive is unusual.'

Voyeurs guide to the Cosmos (stars in the shape of a sexy woman).

'Needless to say, discus-thrower Bill Nordlander went to college on a full athletic scholarship.'

Atlas juggling with the moon.

'...I think I found Ursa Major.'

"But don't bother making up a schedule for all those projects. I've got all the time in the world now."

"I don't know—maybe we could look at something besides Canis Major tonight?"

"Yeah, it works, but you still shouldn't have forgotten the flag!"

God changes the channel with his remote.

FSBO Heaven

"Wow - you should've been out there! That meteor shower was spectacular!!"

On the bright side, Luther could now distinguish between meteors and meteorites.

Man covering one eye looking at the moon.

Jupiter and Saturn Christmas Decorations