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"You should really clean up your desktop."

"As you can see, I've alphabetized the items, presents owing if you will, so if you can digitally initial here, here, here, here and here and sign there. Thank you. See you December 24."

'It's not for myself, you understand."

"By labeling it, I control it."

"Trust me, this is as weird for me as it is for you."

Cleric with bible briefcase.

Annual Mensa Convention: 'Ok, who's the genius who forgot to send out the invitations?'

God's Sticky Notes

'Eee,love - this place gives me a great idea for the spare bedroom!'

'Why am I not surprised that this section is always the most disorganized?'

Lateral Thinking - Not Out & Not In trays.

"I'm afriad we had to cancel the 'perfect planning ' seminar. We forgot to book the hotel until it was to late and the speaker we hoped to use died in 1958."

'Melvin, you're trying my patience.'

Hedgehog living in filing cabinet.

A catch-all is born.

'Let's see,,, You're answering prayers until 9:30,, Your Armageddon meeting's been pushed to 2:00 and it looks like your speaking engagement in Mrs, Ingersol's head is postponed 'til Thursday,'

"Well...this meeting is about...ummhh...structure and...ummhhh...preparation. Well...ummhh...at least I think so..."

'Hmmm, the 27th you say... Yes, I'm away that day, so I guess it's OK for you to play...'

Mysterious installation of Mr. Pinch

"I'll pencil you in for recess."

Yahweh/Your Way

'Look - forget I asked if you were free any evenings...'

"The only problem with Heaven is there's nowhere to hang stuff."

'I'm afraid we had to cancel the 'perfect planning' seminar. By the time we got around to booking the hotel was full and speaker we hoped to use died in 1967...'

"The art class look - oh, you mean flung shui?"

To do list

"But don't bother making up a schedule for all those projects. I've got all the time in the world now."

"We're from the TV show, Gadget Hoarders. You're so bad, we're doing a two-hour special on you."

"Yes Sir, we'll schedule everything meticulously: your project will be delivered on time and on budget..."

Desk boxes marked 'soup' and 'nuts'.

'He should have planned his wardrobe this morning - his Flies undone...'

'They're still ticked off about losing the cost-of-living allowance.'

"It looks like we might all be able do a brunch on a Saturday three months from now."

"Things to do Today: Create the heaven and the earth."

"Lunch Thursday at one? Looks good to me."