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"It looks like we might all be able do a brunch on a Saturday three months from now."

'I sent out for everything.'

"Thanks to the Oscars, we're going to be the hottest finger food this season."

'Someone got me because I matched her purse, I've been to a rock concert, a night club and two weddings, Life as a designer dog is great but I'd trade caviar for kibble to get a good night's sleep,'

I could have danced all night!

Colour Version: Living by the Clock

'Sire, your new fortress was fine for your nephew's fifth, but I fear it is set for a sterner test.'

If time travel was invented in 1600 in England. I'm a fan of the bard. Let's see if he wants to take a journey through time. Globe Theater. Sounds fun! Let's go to 2020. It's a nice round number. Zazzz! Poof! That's weird. How did they know he was coming? And why does he need to leave this place? Apparently you can't be here, William. The sign says "No Shakespeare in the park this summer."

Create some buzz!

'A little piece of advice, Verl. . . cut your sandwich loaf on a diagonal . . . that way people will think they're gettin' more.'

Cut out and keep your own Christmas Caterer.

Carmel Buildings, Portman Square: A temperance meeting.

"You don't think it's too ungapatchka?"

A day at the races

Networking

Bar snacks served in bird-feeders.

'I swear, if he didn't always pick up the tab, I'd never go drinking with him.'

"To save time, I'll just mention the people I’m not thanking."

"What the... mine are lunar eclipse glasses!"

Canape?

A man washing a mascot costume

"I specialise in themed dinners 'Titanic', 'Armageddon' , 'Towering Inferno'..."

Margarita

The Streets - Night

The Importance of Planning Thoroughly in Advance

Pearly King and Queen

"It comes with a small Greek salad."

'These hors d'oeuvres are real slop, and I mean that in the best sense.'

'Pigs feet, sir?' 'Are they pickled?'

Scottish party

A Woman Holding Canapes

Trade Show Sherpas

Welcome Association of Stage Builders.

'Well ladies and gentlemen, I'm sure my little talk has made you all think'

'In hindsight, we should have spent more on marketing than entertainment.'