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'George Clooney, Brad Pitt and Matt Damon!...That's not a wedding party that's a heist!'

'I sent out for everything.'

Tartine

"Thanks to the Oscars, we're going to be the hottest finger food this season."

'Someone got me because I matched her purse, I've been to a rock concert, a night club and two weddings, Life as a designer dog is great but I'd trade caviar for kibble to get a good night's sleep,'

I could have danced all night!

Colour Version: Living by the Clock

'Sire, your new fortress was fine for your nephew's fifth, but I fear it is set for a sterner test.'

"He's taken buzzed to a whole new level."

If time travel was invented in 1600 in England. I'm a fan of the bard. Let's see if he wants to take a journey through time. Globe Theater. Sounds fun! Let's go to 2020. It's a nice round number. Zazzz! Poof! That's weird. How did they know he was coming? And why does he need to leave this place? Apparently you can't be here, William. The sign says "No Shakespeare in the park this summer."

'Just how big of a tailgate party are you expecting to have?'

'Sure beats your cupping your ear!'

Create some buzz!

Cut out and keep your own Christmas Caterer.

Carmel Buildings, Portman Square: A temperance meeting.

'A little piece of advice, Verl. . . cut your sandwich loaf on a diagonal . . . that way people will think they're gettin' more.'

"You don't think it's too ungapatchka?"

A day at the races

Networking

'You've orbited the Earth in a NASA spacecraft! Wow! Me, I've jumped over the Moon...'

A man washing a mascot costume

Bar snacks served in bird-feeders.

Canape?

Shaken not stirred

"To save time, I'll just mention the people I’m not thanking."

'I swear, if he didn't always pick up the tab, I'd never go drinking with him.'

"I specialise in themed dinners 'Titanic', 'Armageddon' , 'Towering Inferno'..."

The Streets - Night

The Importance of Planning Thoroughly in Advance

'Sorry, miss. It seems to be stuck!'

Pearly King and Queen

'These hors d'oeuvres are real slop, and I mean that in the best sense.'

'Pigs feet, sir?' 'Are they pickled?'

A Woman Holding Canapes

Scottish party