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"I'm going to make eye contact only with this side because of the crick in my neck."

"How many in your party?" Man with reservation book to Snow White and the Seven Dwarves at restaurant.

"Oh dear, I'm terrible with names."

Transylvanian Embassy - Black Tie Reception

Rent-a-Drama: "How many tweens will you need for your event?"

"I'd like to thank everyone who believed in me."

'I sent out for everything.'

"Thanks to the Oscars, we're going to be the hottest finger food this season."

'Someone got me because I matched her purse, I've been to a rock concert, a night club and two weddings, Life as a designer dog is great but I'd trade caviar for kibble to get a good night's sleep,'

"Now, were those friends of your Gettys or Gottis?"

Cocktails on the verandah.

I could have danced all night!

Colour Version: Living by the Clock

'It's rather unorthodox, but it appears the deposit refund on the empties will cover your first interest payment.'

'Sire, your new fortress was fine for your nephew's fifth, but I fear it is set for a sterner test.'

"I invited a few friends over who think you should see a psychiatrist."

"He's taken buzzed to a whole new level."

Party of two? No, it was quite a large party.

"Oh, no - Karen baked a cake so dense that not even light can escape."

Face painting.

Clyde thought “Atomic Sparklers” was just an ad gimmick

Champagne

Peephole in a pile of presents (colour).

"Thanks to my wedding planner, everyone in the wedding is still talking to each other."

Create some buzz!

Cardiac Recovery.

'The way I see it, sobriety is a preventable, condition.'

Carmel Buildings, Portman Square: A temperance meeting.

"You don't think it's too ungapatchka?"

Punt Cake

'A little piece of advice, Verl. . . cut your sandwich loaf on a diagonal . . . that way people will think they're gettin' more.'

Martha Stewart Takes Over The Universe

We'll have Manhattans...

Cut out and keep your own Christmas Caterer.

'He made an excellent jelly.'