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Online marriage ceremony.

'I sent out for everything.'

"Thanks to the Oscars, we're going to be the hottest finger food this season."

"You're losing the audience. Switch to the Powerpoint presentation."

'Someone got me because I matched her purse, I've been to a rock concert, a night club and two weddings, Life as a designer dog is great but I'd trade caviar for kibble to get a good night's sleep,'

I could have danced all night!

Colour Version: Living by the Clock

'Sire, your new fortress was fine for your nephew's fifth, but I fear it is set for a sterner test.'

Face painting.

If time travel was invented in 1600 in England. I'm a fan of the bard. Let's see if he wants to take a journey through time. Globe Theater. Sounds fun! Let's go to 2020. It's a nice round number. Zazzz! Poof! That's weird. How did they know he was coming? And why does he need to leave this place? Apparently you can't be here, William. The sign says "No Shakespeare in the park this summer."

"Thanks to my wedding planner, everyone in the wedding is still talking to each other."

Peephole in a pile of presents (colour).

Create some buzz!

Cut out and keep your own Christmas Caterer.

Halloween may be a little different this year.

Carmel Buildings, Portman Square: A temperance meeting.

'A little piece of advice, Verl. . . cut your sandwich loaf on a diagonal . . . that way people will think they're gettin' more.'

Wedding Day Itinerary.

Martha Stewart Takes Over The Universe

"You don't think it's too ungapatchka?"

A day at the races

"As this is a civil ceremony, I'd rather you took the vows without swearing."

Networking

'I swear, if he didn't always pick up the tab, I'd never go drinking with him.'

Canape?

Face painting by numbers.

Bar snacks served in bird-feeders.

The devil you know and his plus one

"To save time, I'll just mention the people I’m not thanking."

A man washing a mascot costume

"I specialise in themed dinners 'Titanic', 'Armageddon' , 'Towering Inferno'..."

The Importance of Planning Thoroughly in Advance

The Streets - Night

Trade Show Sherpas

Wedding disaster #27.