Events Planning T-Shirts

'I think you may have misunderstood the invitation when it said 'Black Tie Only'!'

I'm calling a press conference. Did you hear me? I've got an important announcement. HOJ. Other people hold press conferences and people pay attention! There will be snacks. I'm listening.

'It's the same thing every year - they never let any of them in!' (Double Glazing Sales Team Annual Dinner).

'Unfortunately the 'motivational speaker' we'd booked couldn't be bothered to turn up.'

Florist.

Same-sex marriage passes, and the people go wildQ

"We'll make your wedding reception perfect, and don't forget you get a money-saving coupon for any future divorce parties."

"If you don't decide soon about the fate of my convention I'm going to take my ball and go home."

'I sent out for everything.'

"Thanks to the Oscars, we're going to be the hottest finger food this season."

'Someone got me because I matched her purse, I've been to a rock concert, a night club and two weddings, Life as a designer dog is great but I'd trade caviar for kibble to get a good night's sleep,'

I could have danced all night!

Colour Version: Living by the Clock

'Sire, your new fortress was fine for your nephew's fifth, but I fear it is set for a sterner test.'

If time travel was invented in 1600 in England. I'm a fan of the bard. Let's see if he wants to take a journey through time. Globe Theater. Sounds fun! Let's go to 2020. It's a nice round number. Zazzz! Poof! That's weird. How did they know he was coming? And why does he need to leave this place? Apparently you can't be here, William. The sign says "No Shakespeare in the park this summer."

Peephole in a pile of presents (colour).

"Thanks to my wedding planner, everyone in the wedding is still talking to each other."

Create some buzz!

Wedding Day Itinerary.

Martha Stewart Takes Over The Universe

Cut out and keep your own Christmas Caterer.

Carmel Buildings, Portman Square: A temperance meeting.

'A little piece of advice, Verl. . . cut your sandwich loaf on a diagonal . . . that way people will think they're gettin' more.'

"You don't think it's too ungapatchka?"

A day at the races

Networking

"As this is a civil ceremony, I'd rather you took the vows without swearing."

Buisnessman Of The Hour - I'd like to introduce our guest but he is 45 minutes late

Bar snacks served in bird-feeders.

A man washing a mascot costume

'I swear, if he didn't always pick up the tab, I'd never go drinking with him.'

Canape?

"To save time, I'll just mention the people I’m not thanking."

The devil you know and his plus one

"I specialise in themed dinners 'Titanic', 'Armageddon' , 'Towering Inferno'..."