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"How do you know how old God is?"

Tartine

'Just how big of a tailgate party are you expecting to have?'

"Christmas drinks 'n' nibbles system"

C'mon, it'll be fun! I'll throw on some stars, pop in a few planets, drum up a life form or two, and this place will be hoppin'! The Big Shebang Theory.

Shaken not stirred

"What the... mine are lunar eclipse glasses!"

'Sorry, miss. It seems to be stuck!'

'These hors d'oeuvres are real slop, and I mean that in the best sense.'

"Not guilty?"

Why kangaroos hate birthday parties.

'Many Happy Redundan... HA! RETURNS of the day, Mackay.'

An astronaut parties with aliens on the wing of his spaceship.

New Year's Eve party for dogs

"Ugh, I was afraid he'd be here."

'There's no mention of stuffing. Keep going until you get to the sugar and spice.'

Sir Patrick Moore.

"The humans would have really enjoyed this."

An amplified harp

Signs of prehistoric party behavior.

Cave Girl Slumber Parties

Glimpses One Dollar

Budget Munchies

Looks like the Oggs are having a party.'

'Do you cater weddings?' Why the groom is never put in charge of anything.

"If you're going to write a review, don't forget to mention our generous portions."

"No, I'm not a stripper – I'm a real fireman, and you're exceeding the maximum capacity for this room."

Beer Cannon

House Plant Party

"It's states CLEARLY on my website, I'm an evil clown."

Happy New Year

"You must be the one they call the birthday kid!"

'Sir, the Christmas party is well prepared. We've got champagne, wine, beer, food and five canister of carpet cleaner.'

"It's not as bad as it looks. . .they're making you a birthday cake."

Happy Eightieth Birthday