Celestial Celebrator T-Shirts

"Assigned to cloud nine! I haven't been there since I caught that twelve pound bass!"

"Oh, we're not religious. We only go on the solstices and equinoxes."

C'mon, it'll be fun! I'll throw on some stars, pop in a few planets, drum up a life form or two, and this place will be hoppin'! The Big Shebang Theory.

"We must rise up and claim our rightful place at the table of society! We must never rest until we are given the respect and dignity we deserve! Chica power!"

"We fear no more for today is our Independence Day!"

Sir Patrick Moore.

An amplified harp

Louisiana Mask Mandate

Glimpses One Dollar

Festivus poles

'Tell me, Sadie -just how many times is it now that we have been gathered here today?'

Happy Earthday

"All I know is that some of the best Christmas presents I've ever gotten have come from secular humanists."

"What luck!"

St David's Day

Bassoonist cherub.

'Happy 138 B.C.!!'

"How do you know how old God is?"

Solar eclipse 2024

'We're calling him Noah...'

Dead rock star plays loud music in heaven

Hope for the New Year

Burn's Night.

"Welcome to the Cirque du Soleil!"

"The old pearly gates looked nice, but they were hell to maintain."

"Really looks like they could use a miracle about now sir!"

Social Distance Seder

Christmas cracker goes 'ping' instead of 'bang'.

"You should really clean up your desktop."

Easter Bunny with a Stick and a Carrot.

"The truth is, I really can't stand world music!"

Gone But Not Forgotten

"With just a slight chance of meteor showers in the evening. . ."

Rule Britannia!

Year of the Tiger