Ancient Celebrator T-Shirts

'Happy 138 B.C.!!'

"We must rise up and claim our rightful place at the table of society! We must never rest until we are given the respect and dignity we deserve! Chica power!"

Non-Denominational Carols

Two grooms/wedding guests raise a glass.

Christmas sweater alternatives

Congratulations!

"Day 19,918: Once again, Gary cannot believe he's still alive."

"Cheers to being a person."

Louisiana Mask Mandate

Year of the Rat

Wine: New and Old.

Two men toasting

Festivus poles

Home for Seniors.

'Tell me, Sadie -just how many times is it now that we have been gathered here today?'

Summer Proms - then, now.

Two grooms cutting a civil union cake...

'Where were you on the night of October 31st?'

"All I know is that some of the best Christmas presents I've ever gotten have come from secular humanists."

"I pronounce you husband and wife of opposite sexes."

Black Velvet.

St David's Day

"The day after Thanksgiving is a day of rest for cooks."

"OK, class, for Hispanic Heritage Month, I want you draw a Latino hero."

Cinco de Mayo notwithstanding, drinking from the toilet was still prohibited in the Ramirez house.

Happy Cinco De Mayo!

'New Year's Eve is definitely a time for reflection...and it's usually my face in the punch bowl.'

"Whoa! If this baby shower isn't for ME -- then WHO'S it for?"

"For Hispanic Heritage Month, I declare myself...queen of Hispanic heritage!"

"Will you be our surrogate?"

Hope for the New Year

Easter chocolate

Chewing on Happy Birthday letters.

The Year of the Tigger

"Assigned to cloud nine! I haven't been there since I caught that twelve pound bass!"