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Happy Earthday

"They say it takes 10,000 hours to perfect something- I guess I was a bit hasty throwing that together in 144."

Happy kids running abount with a 'Schools out' banner

"Oh, we're not religious. We only go on the solstices and equinoxes."

"I don't know… Did you try Googling it?"

it my imagination or is it getting warmer?"

"It's just one bad review and we all know who wrote it."

'Looks like somebody needs to lay off of the authentic angel food cake!'

Halo Frisbee.

"That's Bob. He's a bit of a wing nut."

"I belonged to the Audubon Society."

"Well, that's the scaffolding up...We'll be back next week to start building..."

"Let there be light hors d'oeuvres."

'Boy, that felt good! I can see why the devil has so much fun. And no, I'm not letting you in! But tell him I said hello.'

'Oh, sure -- but He won't let US have pets!'

"Whoa! Now I remember. This was one of the possible side effects on the label."

'Anything good on tonight?'

'Do you have a few minutes to discuss your retirement years, sir?'

'Thirty-two feet per second squared, eh? -- that should hold them for awhile!:

Remember, what happens in Roswell, stays in Roswell.

"No, not there! It'll block out all our light!"

Directions for Hell and Paradise.

How moons are born...

Jupid/Jupiter/Jupidest

"I'm expecting easy confirmation."

'Tell me, Sadie -just how many times is it now that we have been gathered here today?'

"Andy...Andy...I'm not finding...let me check my spam folder..."

"Well, to be honest, I try to avoid reunions - my first four husbands are here."

"All I know is that some of the best Christmas presents I've ever gotten have come from secular humanists."

Angel hitchhiker has sign: 'Bible Belt'

Employees Only Door in Heaven.

'Nobody likes a show-off, bub!'

Oberserving asteroids.

"Oh, I'm glad I'm here too. But it was a bit surprising that I still have to regularly file due dilligence reports."

'I know...I was expecting something different too...'