Solar System Celebrant Prints

Happy Earthday

"They say it takes 10,000 hours to perfect something- I guess I was a bit hasty throwing that together in 144."

Happy kids running abount with a 'Schools out' banner

"Oh, we're not religious. We only go on the solstices and equinoxes."

"I don't know… Did you try Googling it?"

it my imagination or is it getting warmer?"

'Looks like somebody needs to lay off of the authentic angel food cake!'

Halo Frisbee.

"I belonged to the Audubon Society."

"Well, that's the scaffolding up...We'll be back next week to start building..."

"Let there be light hors d'oeuvres."

'Oh, sure -- but He won't let US have pets!'

"Whoa! Now I remember. This was one of the possible side effects on the label."

'Boy, that felt good! I can see why the devil has so much fun. And no, I'm not letting you in! But tell him I said hello.'

'Anything good on tonight?'

'Thirty-two feet per second squared, eh? -- that should hold them for awhile!:

'Do you have a few minutes to discuss your retirement years, sir?'

"No, not there! It'll block out all our light!"

"Andy...Andy...I'm not finding...let me check my spam folder..."

How moons are born...

Directions for Hell and Paradise.

"Well, to be honest, I try to avoid reunions - my first four husbands are here."

"I'm expecting easy confirmation."

'Tell me, Sadie -just how many times is it now that we have been gathered here today?'

Jupid/Jupiter/Jupidest

"All I know is that some of the best Christmas presents I've ever gotten have come from secular humanists."

Angel hitchhiker has sign: 'Bible Belt'

Oberserving asteroids.

'Nobody likes a show-off, bub!'

Employees Only Door in Heaven.

"What luck!"

"Oh, I'm glad I'm here too. But it was a bit surprising that I still have to regularly file due dilligence reports."