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Gossip Of The Stars.

"My email is down... talk to me."

Seniors Snooker Tournament.

"I wasn't the smartest guy in the room, but I was the loudest."

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'A Ball at the Mansion House'

'Fancy a game of five-a-side, boys?'

Children's Party

"Another flue shot, Larry.

"If we're a team, the manager should take the heat!"

"'Mr. Evans,' she said to me with that adorable smile, 'I think you're the nicest boy in the entire old-boy network.'"

A little sharpener before dinner, darling?

"Bob choked on a spoon of caviar while he was on skiing vacation in St. Moritz."

"Whoa! Wrong bar?"

Rod was unimpressed with the party - Sure, he was surrounded by bikini-clad lovelies, there was free champagne and a 20-foot jelly, but much to his chagrin, there was a distinct lack of cheese and pineapple chunks.

'You made a complete fool of yourself at the party last night...I just hope no one knows you were sober.'

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'Ah, beer! And the bringer of beer!'

"Brian's considering the optics."

'If you're worried what to say you do for a living at your reunion, just tell them you recently bought a large stake in a local brewery.'

"Your cubicle is fun, too. Now if you'll excuse me, I was invited to Jim's cubicle."

'Everyone here likes a big band, right?'

'Fill 'er up Fred!'

A day at the races

'Can I get you anything? Coffee? A biscuit?...A lift home?'

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"Nothing beats work events to mingle, build relationships, and backstab fellow colleagues."

"What might you have written that I might say I've read?"

"Francophobe meet Francophile."

"Either you're emitting the scent of power, or your phone battery is about to explode."

"Your party just totally blew us away."

"This is the Upper East Side, sir. We don’t sell ‘well’ vodka."

"Ignoring your workmates is NOT a breach of the new antisocial behaviour laws."

'Can anybody here separate their fingers and if so will you pour?'

"Please try not to offer expert analysis."