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"I never expected to collide into you!"

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Cellphone Islands

'A Ball at the Mansion House'

"Another flue shot, Larry.

Children's Party

Why weren't we born rich instead of beautiful?

A little sharpener before dinner, darling?

"'Mr. Evans,' she said to me with that adorable smile, 'I think you're the nicest boy in the entire old-boy network.'"

Rod was unimpressed with the party - Sure, he was surrounded by bikini-clad lovelies, there was free champagne and a 20-foot jelly, but much to his chagrin, there was a distinct lack of cheese and pineapple chunks.

"Whoa! Wrong bar?"

LEMONADE, 'Actually, I hate places like this.'

"Bob choked on a spoon of caviar while he was on skiing vacation in St. Moritz."

'Look at him with another business model on his arm.'

'Ah, beer! And the bringer of beer!'

A day at the races

'Fill 'er up Fred!'

"Brian's considering the optics."

'Dr. Young is a professor at one of the nation's leading party schools.'

'Can I get you anything? Coffee? A biscuit?...A lift home?'

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"This is the Upper East Side, sir. We don’t sell ‘well’ vodka."

"Your party just totally blew us away."

Health organizations doubt the benefits of skiing holidays.

"Imogene is just back from an extended trip through the Navajo country."

'Oh, we've met. We were once married to one another.'

"Please try not to offer expert analysis."

'Can anybody here separate their fingers and if so will you pour?'

"I want you two to meet some people who just bought a fabulous five-story brownstone with a garden in Troy, New York."

"Either you're emitting the scent of power, or your phone battery is about to explode."

"There's a notice from the co-op board. Would we be interested in playing softball on the Great Lawn?"

"Francophobe meet Francophile."

"What might you have written that I might say I've read?"

'Dear, of course no one can tell you what they think of the wine, you haven't told them how much it cost yet.'

'I like the way you don't say I've had enough.'