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Penguin Awareness Day

"Bigger cake."

Beer Cannon

"For Hispanic Heritage Month, we're celebrating our culture in a special way."

"You're losing the audience. Switch to the Powerpoint presentation."

Face painting.

"Oh, no - Karen baked a cake so dense that not even light can escape."

"He's taken buzzed to a whole new level."

'Sooner or later, someone at the party will hand you a sandwich and a glass of wine - then what?'

"As you can see, I've alphabetized the items, presents owing if you will, so if you can digitally initial here, here, here, here and here and sign there. Thank you. See you December 24."

'Sure beats your cupping your ear!'

"Christmas drinks 'n' nibbles system"

"As this is a civil ceremony, I'd rather you took the vows without swearing."

'You've orbited the Earth in a NASA spacecraft! Wow! Me, I've jumped over the Moon...'

Face painting by numbers.

Buisnessman Of The Hour - I'd like to introduce our guest but he is 45 minutes late

Margarita

"Please hold applause until end of dragon."

"He wanted a heavily decorated cake for his birthday."

"Dare I ask for mustard?"

"Not guilty?"

Why kangaroos hate birthday parties.

“Look! We’re on the naked cam!”

Men can show their emotions!

"Tia Carmen, if you had a bucket list, what would you put in it?"

Person carrying balloons and plants.

"I'm trying to gain 10 pounds before midnight so I can keep my resolution to lose 10 pounds next year."

Who are the most important people at the World Cup?

Extra Long-jump

New Year's Eve party for dogs

"Don Wood? I don't know any Don Wood!"

'Well, this is definitely the last time I shake a bottle of Champagne before opening it.'

"I'm not going to try and sugarcoat this..."

... And by the end of the first quarter of the game, the famous 'Man Cave' was completely deserted.

"The humans would have really enjoyed this."