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"The old pearly gates looked nice, but they were hell to maintain."

C'mon, it'll be fun! I'll throw on some stars, pop in a few planets, drum up a life form or two, and this place will be hoppin'! The Big Shebang Theory.

"This place could do with a water feature."

"Don't worry about your purchase not working. Everything we sell here is totally non-functional."

Martha Stewart Takes Over The Universe

Turd - 'It's one of a kind.'

'It's not for myself, you understand."

"This connect the dots is taking FOREVER!"

'The roof needs icing.'

"I went with weirdness over quantity this year."

A centipede's Christmas stockings

The Old Woman was thrilled to bits with her shoestring budget makeover!!

"It's only fair. He has a man cave."

'Well Miss Hayward, your suggestion of trying Feng Shui didn't work.'

'I'm sorry, but there's nothing in the zoning regulations covering bad taste.'

Pam collected ceramic pigs. Just one so far, but even that seemed like too many.

A new meaning in the Roman

God creating the galaxy.

"I opted for the upgrades."

'I'm sorry, but you're in violation of building codes. You can only use sugar free gum here.'

"No, not there! It'll block out all our light!"

How the cords get all tangles up when you're away.

The Death Star gets a marketing makeover.

Toy skier jumps from snow globe to miniature winter scene.

"Love the exposed chessboard."

Violin Playing Snowman.

Rich Man with Lawn Mower followed by Maid with Hoover.

"The only problem with Heaven is there's nowhere to hang stuff."

A christmas tree for the cat

"If anyone asks, I did this."

"He loves me!"

"And what Patio & Garden Outlet has joined together, let no yard sale put asunder."

Carlo Bing's Penne Lounge Chair

"We'll take it."

"I guess they really are permanent."