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And on the Eighth Day God Just Puttered Around the House

God creating the galaxy.

Alien David statue

"Did you remember to back up the last 4.5 billion years?"

'I must be reaching that age! I can't get my ozone layer up anymore!'

Local News in Heaven

Angel wears t-shirt with logo: YOLO.

An amplified harp

'Things just haven't been the same around here since people starting saving files in the cloud.'

'I was on my way to Heaven, when they stumbled across my blog...'

'Go right on in, Helen. By the way, be sure to read tomorrow's newspaper - I understand your grandson has drawn a cartoon in your honor.'

"Would you have a moment to take a short survey about your experience?"

Waiting for host to start the meeting.

"Just be happy you're getting in, worry about your hair later."

'I've been to seventh heaven many times, but this is my first experience with the real thing.'

Planets in solar system form a New World Order.

Alien Painting Moon

"So much for eternal rest."

'Your North Pole is wobbling - you should see a spin doctor.'

Map of Solar System from Memory.

'I didn't know I'd need a PIN number!'

'Pretend you don't notice San Andreas.'

Still life on Mars.

'She loved me...'

"I can't. You told him he could date after you came here."

"Hmmm...says here that you were in charge of your church's Puppet Ministry."

"And on the eighth day, the Lord just puttered around..." "That cloud doesn't belong there. Did I do that? I'd better move it..."

The dark side of the moon

....Today the new economic forecasts get published...and that means we have to work overtime...sorry.

"What do you use to relieve the burning and itching of asteroids?"

"No, harps aren't mandatory. You could've asked for any instrument you wanted."

Space: A Venn Diagram