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And on the Eighth Day God Just Puttered Around the House

God creating the galaxy.

"This connect the dots is taking FOREVER!"

Alien David statue

C'mon, it'll be fun! I'll throw on some stars, pop in a few planets, drum up a life form or two, and this place will be hoppin'! The Big Shebang Theory.

"Did you remember to back up the last 4.5 billion years?"

'I must be reaching that age! I can't get my ozone layer up anymore!'

Local News in Heaven

Angel wears t-shirt with logo: YOLO.

An amplified harp

Sir Patrick Moore.

'Things just haven't been the same around here since people starting saving files in the cloud.'

'I was on my way to Heaven, when they stumbled across my blog...'

"Would you have a moment to take a short survey about your experience?"

'Go right on in, Helen. By the way, be sure to read tomorrow's newspaper - I understand your grandson has drawn a cartoon in your honor.'

Waiting for host to start the meeting.

Oops! Maybe we better make the chicken first.

Alien Painting Moon

Planets in solar system form a New World Order.

'Your North Pole is wobbling - you should see a spin doctor.'

"So much for eternal rest."

'I've been to seventh heaven many times, but this is my first experience with the real thing.'

"Just be happy you're getting in, worry about your hair later."

Map of Solar System from Memory.

"Who did you think has been drawing you all this time?"

'Pretend you don't notice San Andreas.'

Still life on Mars.

"Hmmm...says here that you were in charge of your church's Puppet Ministry."

'I didn't know I'd need a PIN number!'

The dark side of the moon

"I can't. You told him he could date after you came here."

'She loved me...'

....Today the new economic forecasts get published...and that means we have to work overtime...sorry.

"And on the eighth day, the Lord just puttered around..." "That cloud doesn't belong there. Did I do that? I'd better move it..."

You always keep the same face turned this way --- Don't you trust me?