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Angel falling on burst cloud

Breaking News: Earth Crosses Multiple Lanes, Crashes into Sun... Distracted Orbiting to Blame.

'Let's see what they're screwing up today.'

Weinberg's egregious error would damage his reputation forever, His colleagues would thereafter refer to him as 'the big double dipper,

Angels shopping in a store called "Heaven Pharmacy: Self-serve"

God creating the galaxy.

'Is this a cirrocumulus or what?'

You are everywhere.

"Gazing at stars really makes you realise the insignificance of your co-workers."

"I'm your sun!"

'I hate to break it to you, but moons don't grow up to be planets OR stars.'

'Whoops!'

The Moon Falls Out of the Sky.

Angel with speed camera.

"Oh, oh - looks like a blue shift."

'I hope there isn't art as we know it on other planets.'

Efforts Results In Seeing Stars

Sun Wearing Sunglasses/Moon Wearing Night Vision Goggles

Map of Solar System from Memory.

'He seems nice.'

The real reason for the hole in the ozone layer.

"All I'm saying is that you'd sell a lot more if you had Mary on the cover."

Shoot for the moon or die in the vacuum of space

'They're evolving like mad -- You put in way too many cosmic rays!'

'They're plowing you? -- how does it feel?', 'Groovy!'

Budget Astronomy

"What luck!"

"Apparently, 60 is the new dead."

Angels aren't lackeys - do thine own work.