Cosmic Art Lover T-Shirts

'I hope there isn't art as we know it on other planets.'

Alien David statue

"Intelligent design...well, duh!"

Quantum Psychic

"Cthulhus, sir. Thousands of 'em."

Sally and Joe's relationship really worked. . . they each had the space to do their own thing.

"Trying to impress us on your first day is understandable, but the moon has already been discovered."

'Boy, does this ever shoot holes in the old Big Bang Theory!'

I catched a star for someone I love: you.

"And the Hungriest Black Hole there ever was ate everything in the entire universe and lived happily ever after."

Mars probe discovers life similar to earth.

Big Bang Boulevard

"It's scary that humans are our benchmark for intelligent life in the universe."

"It could never work between us."

Standings: Milky Way Conference

"The best place to make black hole discoveries is in the bedroom."

Moon and Star

Astronaut

First Contact

Dad Planet: 'Hey you KIDS! I thought i said no ORBITING in the house!'

'It was definitely a bang. You heard it, I heard it, end of discussion.'

"With the whole world in NATO, we won't have to take any more crap from Mars."

"Thank you earthlings, without your space junk we would be nothing."

"Oh boy, what a treat! Ladies and gentlemen, tonight we get a full view of the Supermoon."

God Plays Baseball with the Earth

"Stocks closed higher on news the U.S. budget deficit and the universe are expanding, so go with the flow."

"I opted for the upgrades."

'Do you have to yell 'far out!' every time you see something new?'

'I've developed the space tie and the space bowtie to go with the spacesuit.'

'The Hubble telescope is providing us with incredibly distant images of a very early universe.'

Gloria's life had been uneventful - until her 40th birthday, when her arms changed into swans.

'It wouldn't work - you're Leo and I'm Sagittarius.'

Les Bons Bourgeois - Looking in vain for the planet Leverrier

"All I get is a bird's eye view."