Cosmic Art Lover Gifts

Portrait of Bette Davis

'I hope there isn't art as we know it on other planets.'

"It's okay, fellahs - only another bloody statue of Gormley by Gromley!"

Alien David statue

"Intelligent design...well, duh!"

Quantum Psychic

"Cthulhus, sir. Thousands of 'em."

"Trying to impress us on your first day is understandable, but the moon has already been discovered."

Sally and Joe's relationship really worked. . . they each had the space to do their own thing.

'Boy, does this ever shoot holes in the old Big Bang Theory!'

"And the Hungriest Black Hole there ever was ate everything in the entire universe and lived happily ever after."

I catched a star for someone I love: you.

Mars probe discovers life similar to earth.

Big Bang Boulevard

"It could never work between us."

"It's scary that humans are our benchmark for intelligent life in the universe."

Moon and Star

First Contact

"The best place to make black hole discoveries is in the bedroom."

Astronaut

Standings: Milky Way Conference

Dad Planet: 'Hey you KIDS! I thought i said no ORBITING in the house!'

God Plays Baseball with the Earth

"With the whole world in NATO, we won't have to take any more crap from Mars."

"Oh boy, what a treat! Ladies and gentlemen, tonight we get a full view of the Supermoon."

"Stocks closed higher on news the U.S. budget deficit and the universe are expanding, so go with the flow."

'Do you have to yell 'far out!' every time you see something new?'

'It was definitely a bang. You heard it, I heard it, end of discussion.'

"Thank you earthlings, without your space junk we would be nothing."

"I opted for the upgrades."

'I've developed the space tie and the space bowtie to go with the spacesuit.'

Gloria's life had been uneventful - until her 40th birthday, when her arms changed into swans.

'The Hubble telescope is providing us with incredibly distant images of a very early universe.'

"All I get is a bird's eye view."

'It wouldn't work - you're Leo and I'm Sagittarius.'