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Angel falling on burst cloud

Breaking News: Earth Crosses Multiple Lanes, Crashes into Sun... Distracted Orbiting to Blame.

"This connect the dots is taking FOREVER!"

'Let's see what they're screwing up today.'

Weinberg's egregious error would damage his reputation forever, His colleagues would thereafter refer to him as 'the big double dipper,

'Is this a cirrocumulus or what?'

No caption. (An astronomer looks through a high-powered telescope while a baby in a crib looks through a hand-held scope).

Angels shopping in a store called "Heaven Pharmacy: Self-serve"

God creating the galaxy.

You are everywhere.

"I'm your sun!"

"Oh, oh - looks like a blue shift."

'I hate to break it to you, but moons don't grow up to be planets OR stars.'

'Whoops!'

'I hope there isn't art as we know it on other planets.'

The Moon Falls Out of the Sky.

"It's okay, fellahs - only another bloody statue of Gormley by Gromley!"

Angel with speed camera.

"Gazing at stars really makes you realise the insignificance of your co-workers."

Efforts Results In Seeing Stars

Sun Wearing Sunglasses/Moon Wearing Night Vision Goggles

Map of Solar System from Memory.

The real reason for the hole in the ozone layer.

'He seems nice.'

CPA. It looks like some of our clients might have tax problems this year. Halley's Comet files a return only once every 75 years. And the black hole seems to be hiding lots of income. Neither Pluto nor Mars can pay what they owe. Pluto's assets are frozen. And Mars isn't called the "Red Planet" for no reason. I think earth might be the only one getting a refund. Of course, it has billions of dependents!

'They're evolving like mad -- You put in way too many cosmic rays!'

'They're plowing you? -- how does it feel?', 'Groovy!'

"All I'm saying is that you'd sell a lot more if you had Mary on the cover."

Ask Sadie. Actual questions from actual readers! Celestial Sadie, In the Western sky after sunset, Jupitor can be seen nearly aligned with Venus. What do you make of this? R. Yates. Excellent question. That reminds me of a long lost civilization, in which there was no such thing as a typo. Where no one ever hit the wrong key because they wrote letters by hand. Eventually, it became so obsessed with speed that it began typing everything, and so inconsiderate that it soon stopped bothering to proo

Shoot for the moon or die in the vacuum of space

Budget Astronomy

"Apparently, 60 is the new dead."

Heaven will look great on our r

"What luck!"

'Looking at the stars makes me feel small. I'm going off of my diet.'