Cosmic Decorator T-Shirts

'The meteor saved us a bundle on a rock garden!'

Alien David statue

Martha Stewart Takes Over The Universe

C'mon, it'll be fun! I'll throw on some stars, pop in a few planets, drum up a life form or two, and this place will be hoppin'! The Big Shebang Theory.

'The roof needs icing.'

"Who should we have at eye level this month?"

A centipede's Christmas stockings

'Well Miss Hayward, your suggestion of trying Feng Shui didn't work.'

"It's only fair. He has a man cave."

The Old Woman was thrilled to bits with her shoestring budget makeover!!

Pam collected ceramic pigs. Just one so far, but even that seemed like too many.

'I'm sorry, but you're in violation of building codes. You can only use sugar free gum here.'

Craft Show: Earth & Martianware.

Toy skier jumps from snow globe to miniature winter scene.

How the cords get all tangles up when you're away.

The Death Star gets a marketing makeover.

"No, not there! It'll block out all our light!"

Violin Playing Snowman.

"He loves me!"

A christmas tree for the cat

"If anyone asks, I did this."

"The only problem with Heaven is there's nowhere to hang stuff."

Still life on Mars.

"And what Patio & Garden Outlet has joined together, let no yard sale put asunder."

"We'll take it."

"I guess they really are permanent."

"Things to do Today: Create the heaven and the earth."

"The chocolate fudge and whipped cream is okay. But you should have sought planning permission for the giant cherry on the roof!"

Bowling ball earth

A bear decorates a snowbear.

Letter to Santa, 'Dear Santa, Some Assembly Required. Timmy'

"Stop fidgeting...every time we move it scares the bejeebers out of them!"

"She's a rescue."

"Well I think it looks nice"

Dog with portraits of legs on his wall.