Cosmic Dresser T-Shirts

Clothing on other planets

"He's taken buzzed to a whole new level."

Bear Costume

"Beanirrito"

"This realm isn't big enough for both of our killer outfits."

"Good news, honey - seventy is the new fifty."

The Dandy

The Costumer Is Always Right

"I'm outside the fancy dress shop...."

Put on your Easter bonnet!

Honey Costume

Utility Chic.

"You ever get the feeling the posse's starting to lose focus?"

'Same problem every morning. What to wear..?'

Ugly Holiday Sweaters

'Can you wear something quieter than those old corduroys?'

(NO) Shirts With Writing On Them

Bat

I always feel so short when you wear heels.

Fried Egg

"What do you think? Too Edward Gorey?"

Fashionista

"No, it's not a religion or a cult. It's a fashion statement."

Turtle

If clothes make the man make sure yours don't make you into a twat.

Dragonfly

Matching Outfits

'Can't believe they didn't have your size.'

The Official Talking Christmas Tree in Dress For Excess

'Innovation is a way of life with him.'

"Of course I'm familiar with crop tops. It's just the crop bottoms, not so much."

'I need something to wear to a bankruptcy hearing.'

"Wear a white shirt ...... It's the grand jury."

'The meteor saved us a bundle on a rock garden!'

Cat