Clothing on other planets
Cosmic Dresser Mugs
Start their day with a splash of cosmic creativity—our mugs featuring celestial designs are perfect for those who love a bit of the universe with their morning brew.
"He's taken buzzed to a whole new level."
Bear Costume
"Beanirrito"
"This realm isn't big enough for both of our killer outfits."
"Good news, honey - seventy is the new fifty."
The Dandy
The Costumer Is Always Right
"I'm outside the fancy dress shop...."
Put on your Easter bonnet!
Honey Costume
Utility Chic.
"You ever get the feeling the posse's starting to lose focus?"
'Same problem every morning. What to wear..?'
Ugly Holiday Sweaters
'Can you wear something quieter than those old corduroys?'
(NO) Shirts With Writing On Them
Bat
I always feel so short when you wear heels.
Fried Egg
"What do you think? Too Edward Gorey?"
Fashionista
"No, it's not a religion or a cult. It's a fashion statement."
Turtle
If clothes make the man make sure yours don't make you into a twat.
Dragonfly
Matching Outfits
'Can't believe they didn't have your size.'
The Official Talking Christmas Tree in Dress For Excess
'Innovation is a way of life with him.'
"Of course I'm familiar with crop tops. It's just the crop bottoms, not so much."
'I need something to wear to a bankruptcy hearing.'
"Wear a white shirt ...... It's the grand jury."
'The meteor saved us a bundle on a rock garden!'
Cat
Cosmic Dresser Mugs Collection
Cosmic Dresser Pillows
Browse pillows with stellar patterns—bring cosmic comfort into their home or bedroom.
Cosmic Dresser Prints
Find captivating prints that bring the universe into their personal space—perfect for the creative cosmic dresser.
Cosmic Dresser T-Shirts
Discover t-shirts that showcase out-of-this-world designs—great for the cosmic dresser who loves to wear their space-inspired style.