Dino Dresser Mugs

'When will you learn, you can't buy a suit off the rack?'

Bear Costume

Cut out and keep your own Frank Sinatra.

"Beanirrito"

Instructions for Bow Tie Wearers

Arms reach through a mirror to straighten a man's bow tie.

"This realm isn't big enough for both of our killer outfits."

'I'll take it!'

"Good news, honey - seventy is the new fifty."

Savory Types

"Somehow, some way, we have to guide these people back to reality!"

Honey Costume

Utility Chic.

Put on your Easter bonnet!

The Costumer Is Always Right

Choosing What To Wear.

"You ever get the feeling the posse's starting to lose focus?"

"I want it to look good, but not ill-gotten-gains good."

'Can you wear something quieter than those old corduroys?'

'Same problem every morning. What to wear..?'

Ugly Holiday Sweaters

"No this is timeless classic menswear appreciation. Hipster beatnik is Tuesday nights."

'The last suit was a bit stiff.'

I always feel so short when you wear heels.

(NO) Shirts With Writing On Them

"Stop saying, 'Capital,' Gaines."

"First of all, this is a very casual workplace."

'And, may I add, this hat does not scream, 'Bald Guy'.'

Fried Egg

Bat

Satan

'I can't go in there now, I'll look ridiculous.'

"What do you think? Too Edward Gorey?"

Power Bowties: 'It projects a subtle, confident power, rather than the abrasive, overbearing power of the standard tie.'

Man buying the same clothes as he already owns