Dino Dresser Gifts

'When will you learn, you can't buy a suit off the rack?'

Bear Costume

"Beanirrito"

Instructions for Bow Tie Wearers

Arms reach through a mirror to straighten a man's bow tie.

"This realm isn't big enough for both of our killer outfits."

'I'll take it!'

"Good news, honey - seventy is the new fifty."

Savory Types

"Somehow, some way, we have to guide these people back to reality!"

The Costumer Is Always Right

Utility Chic.

Put on your Easter bonnet!

Honey Costume

"You ever get the feeling the posse's starting to lose focus?"

Choosing What To Wear.

Ugly Holiday Sweaters

"No this is timeless classic menswear appreciation. Hipster beatnik is Tuesday nights."

'Can you wear something quieter than those old corduroys?'

"I want it to look good, but not ill-gotten-gains good."

'Same problem every morning. What to wear..?'

"Stop saying, 'Capital,' Gaines."

Satan

"First of all, this is a very casual workplace."

'And, may I add, this hat does not scream, 'Bald Guy'.'

'The last suit was a bit stiff.'

'I can't go in there now, I'll look ridiculous.'

"What do you think? Too Edward Gorey?"

Bat

(NO) Shirts With Writing On Them

Fried Egg

Power Bowties: 'It projects a subtle, confident power, rather than the abrasive, overbearing power of the standard tie.'

Man buying the same clothes as he already owns

Suits you Sir!