Divine Dresser Gifts

"Too righteous?"

"He's taken buzzed to a whole new level."

Bear Costume

"Beanirrito"

Instructions for Bow Tie Wearers

Arms reach through a mirror to straighten a man's bow tie.

"This realm isn't big enough for both of our killer outfits."

'I'll take it!'

"Good news, honey - seventy is the new fifty."

Savory Types

The Costumer Is Always Right

"I'll take new members any way I can get them."

Honey Costume

Put on your Easter bonnet!

"I've been working on this project non-stop, twenty four-six!"

"You ever get the feeling the posse's starting to lose focus?"

Choosing What To Wear.

"I want it to look good, but not ill-gotten-gains good."

"No this is timeless classic menswear appreciation. Hipster beatnik is Tuesday nights."

'Can you wear something quieter than those old corduroys?'

Ugly Holiday Sweaters

'Same problem every morning. What to wear..?'

"What do you think? Too Edward Gorey?"

'From creating stuff like this you make a LIVING?'

"No, not there! It'll block out all our light!"

Fried Egg

"Stop saying, 'Capital,' Gaines."

"First of all, this is a very casual workplace."

Satan

'And, may I add, this hat does not scream, 'Bald Guy'.'

'The last suit was a bit stiff.'

Bat

(NO) Shirts With Writing On Them