Divine Dresser Gifts

'Can't believe they didn't have your size.'

"Too righteous?"

"He's taken buzzed to a whole new level."

Bear Costume

Cut out and keep your own Frank Sinatra.

"Beanirrito"

Instructions for Bow Tie Wearers

Arms reach through a mirror to straighten a man's bow tie.

'I'll take it!'

"This realm isn't big enough for both of our killer outfits."

"Good news, honey - seventy is the new fifty."

Savory Types

"I'll take new members any way I can get them."

Honey Costume

Put on your Easter bonnet!

The Costumer Is Always Right

"I've been working on this project non-stop, twenty four-six!"

Choosing What To Wear.

"You ever get the feeling the posse's starting to lose focus?"

Ugly Holiday Sweaters

'Same problem every morning. What to wear..?'

'Can you wear something quieter than those old corduroys?'

"I want it to look good, but not ill-gotten-gains good."

"No this is timeless classic menswear appreciation. Hipster beatnik is Tuesday nights."

'From creating stuff like this you make a LIVING?'

"Stop saying, 'Capital,' Gaines."

I always feel so short when you wear heels.

"First of all, this is a very casual workplace."

"Are you sure its supposed to look like that?"

'And, may I add, this hat does not scream, 'Bald Guy'.'

'The last suit was a bit stiff.'

"No, not there! It'll block out all our light!"

Bat

(NO) Shirts With Writing On Them

"What do you think? Too Edward Gorey?"