Doggie Dresser Gifts

Winter Dog

"He's taken buzzed to a whole new level."

"Anna - there's someone I'd like to meet."

Robinson decided to name him 'Casual Friday'.

"Honey! Where are my lucky Incredible Hulk board meeting socks?!?"

Advocado

"Beanirrito"

'Half-baked beans, low fat variety' "Who says we have no taste?"

Dog Dressed to Eat

Look At Me I'm Still Wearing Shorts.

'What are the other nonconformists wearing this year?'

I like this one. Do you have it in blue?

"They're not Levi Strauss - they're not Levi Tate."

"Honey, have you seen my onions?"

Waiting for Pants

"Gift"

"You're fortunate. Stubble looks really good on you."

'No way Doug! You can not stick it to the man in new season, smart casual menswear!'

"Good news, honey - seventy is the new fifty."

Bearded Leftie.

"Well, so much for my lucky hat! I've worn it to five interviews and not ONE callback!"

Bug Spray/Sun Screen

That every day look.

LOL. Larry Lee Oppenheimer is no fan of monogrammed underwear.

A Meeting of Great Ties.

"Mmm...'ll take these - they fit like a glove."

"There's another one of those blokes that work from home."

"No, a dressing down day isn't an opportunity to bollock the staff."

'But I think my strongest asset as an employee is my aversion to pretense, coupled with an unwavering commitment to a regular-guy persona!'

Snail Man

"We should start wearing masks."

Christmas sweater alternatives

"Somehow, some way, we have to guide these people back to reality!"

"I was a weirdo in this town before anyone even heard of Comic Con."

"It makes a statement, but it begs a question."