Snappy Dresser With Dogs Gifts

Dog Dressed to Eat

"Anna - there's someone I'd like to meet."

"Honey! Where are my lucky Incredible Hulk board meeting socks?!?"

Florida - Still Gay as F**k

Advocado

'Half-baked beans, low fat variety' "Who says we have no taste?"

Instructions for Bow Tie Wearers

'What are the other nonconformists wearing this year?'

Look At Me I'm Still Wearing Shorts.

I like this one. Do you have it in blue?

"Honey, have you seen my onions?"

Waiting for Pants

Arms reach through a mirror to straighten a man's bow tie.

"Gift"

"You're fortunate. Stubble looks really good on you."

'I'll take it!'

"Good news, honey - seventy is the new fifty."

Bug Spray/Sun Screen

"We should start wearing masks."

Snail Man

"Well, so much for my lucky hat! I've worn it to five interviews and not ONE callback!"

Christmas sweater alternatives

"Mmm...'ll take these - they fit like a glove."

Savory Types

"Somehow, some way, we have to guide these people back to reality!"

"I was a weirdo in this town before anyone even heard of Comic Con."

"It makes a statement, but it begs a question."

Spider Web Stocking

Utility Chic.

Fred's Tie: A Momentary Lapse of Judgement or A Cry For Help?

'Don't worry about this meeting. I got everything we need right up here.'

Choosing What To Wear.