Snappy Dresser With Dogs Pillows

Dog Dressed to Eat

Florida - Still Gay as F**k

"Anna - there's someone I'd like to meet."

"Honey! Where are my lucky Incredible Hulk board meeting socks?!?"

Advocado

Cut out and keep your own Frank Sinatra.

'Half-baked beans, low fat variety' "Who says we have no taste?"

Instructions for Bow Tie Wearers

I like this one. Do you have it in blue?

Look At Me I'm Still Wearing Shorts.

'What are the other nonconformists wearing this year?'

"Honey, have you seen my onions?"

Waiting for Pants

Arms reach through a mirror to straighten a man's bow tie.

"Gift"

'I'll take it!'

"You're fortunate. Stubble looks really good on you."

"Good news, honey - seventy is the new fifty."

"Well, so much for my lucky hat! I've worn it to five interviews and not ONE callback!"

LOL. Larry Lee Oppenheimer is no fan of monogrammed underwear.

A Meeting of Great Ties.

"Mmm...'ll take these - they fit like a glove."

Bug Spray/Sun Screen

Savory Types

Snail Man

"We should start wearing masks."

Christmas sweater alternatives

"Somehow, some way, we have to guide these people back to reality!"

"It makes a statement, but it begs a question."

"I was a weirdo in this town before anyone even heard of Comic Con."

Spider Web Stocking

Utility Chic.

Fred's Tie: A Momentary Lapse of Judgement or A Cry For Help?

Einstein's T-Shirt Reads: I'm with Stupid (Arrows point everywhere).

'Don't worry about this meeting. I got everything we need right up here.'